2 thoughts on “How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

  1. Hysterical. The inspiring board post is from the “2+2 Forums,” famous within the world of poker. Some of the board posts are ROFLO, for example:

    “I am surprised at these answers. I am not that strong of a guy but I was thinking a way bigger number. Probably over 100. Do you guys realize how small 5 yr olds are? One kick to the face and they would be down for the count. The area would be pretty big and you are obviously a lot faster than them so you could just kind of run at around and pick off the ones on the edges of the mob without letting yourself get surrounded. Also I think you guys overestimate how much the training would help them. They probably woulnd’t pay much attention to the teacher and wouldn’t remember what they had learned the next day anyways. Their biting and whatever else would be no match for your constantly flailing arms and legs that would take them down with a single blow. And how are they ever going to get you to go unconscious? Even if they got you on the ground you could just keep flailing your arms and kicking your legs and they would be no match for you. Plus alot of them would be scared of you despite their training. Thats probably one of the biggest factors. Once they see you kicking their freinds ass they are going to go try to hide in the corner and then you can just go take em down 1 by 1. Im starting to think 100 is even low, fill up the whole damn gym.”

    See the original thread for more chuckles: http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1556673&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=9&o=14&vc=1

  2. I can hardly imagine the situation when I have to fight five year old kids. Before doing the test, I think I will hardly fight a one but it shows, I can defeat 14 five year olds.

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