From Eric Cheng’s blog:

I’m not a LOLCATS fan, and I don’t own cats, but I do love a good Dune reference.
From Eric Cheng’s blog:

I’m not a LOLCATS fan, and I don’t own cats, but I do love a good Dune reference.
Have you seen Glengarry Glen Ross? Well, you haven’t seen this take:
(Note: Definitely not PG rated)
I’ve never been more proud of my cousin Jesse… I think he has a future in sales. 🙂
… wow, not sure how I missed this.
Found this today on the eBay Ink blog. Points to a WSJ piece from last week that explains how the new housing bill includes provisions that require payment providers to report accounts with over $10,000 in transactions to the IRS. Hello, PayPal. Hello, eBay sellers.
The new reporting requirement is similar to a proposal the Bush administration has put forward in its most recent budgets as a way to ensure that taxes owed are being collected. It also applies to intermediary banks that process card payments for restaurants and brick-and-mortar retailers. Congressional tax estimators predict the reporting change will help the IRS collect an additional $9.5 billion in taxes owed by online and traditional businesses over the next 10 years.
The payment processors will be required to file a 1099 form for each merchant to the IRS and to the merchant. They won’t have to file for merchants with less than $10,000 in gross sales and less than 200 transactions in a given year.
And they won’t start reporting until 2011, giving the banks and the merchants a couple years’ head start to make sure everything is in order.
It was likely inevitable, of course, that the government would find it necessary to insert monitoring hooks into payment services and online marketplaces. And this new policy doesn’t take effect until 2011. But I don’t think people really appreciate how much this might affect the economics of online selling and small businesses.
Look at the advice given to eBay sellers:
Report all income from online sales, even from casual or hobby selling. If you made a profit from goods sold on eBay — whether vintage KISS action figures or hand-knitted doggy sweaters — you owe income or capital gains taxes, and likely self-employment taxes, too. No taxes are owed, however, on used items that you sold for less than what you paid for them, essentially using the online service as a virtual garage sale.
If you mean to deduct expenses, act like a business. One of the most common mistakes eBay sellers make on their tax returns is to claim deductions to which they aren’t entitled. The tax code allows deductions for business expenses, but deductions are limited for individuals who sometimes make a little money on the side from hobbies.
One rule of thumb the IRS uses to determine whether an individual is engaged in a business is whether they made a profit in any two of the past five years. Another is if the person would still, say, frame landscape photographs, or carve garden gnomes, or buy and sell rare 45s, regardless of whether or not they made any money from the activity.
“If the answer is yes, you may be on the wrong side of an IRS argument that you are taking a hobby loss,” said Tom Ochsenschlager, vice president of taxation for the American Institute of Certified Public Accountants.
Keep your personal and business accounts separate. Make sure you have a PayPal business account separate from your personal one, an eBay business account that is separate from any casual buying and selling you do, and a separate business checking account.
These steps will not only make it easier for you to determine how much you owe, but may help protect your deductions by signaling to the IRS that you are serious about running a business. “Everything you can do to treat it like a business will help,” says Kristine McKinley of Beacon Financial Advisors, based in Independence, Mo. Ms. McKinley specializes in tax advice to eBay sellers.
Claim the home office deduction. While this deduction has fallen out of favor because of a popular belief that it triggers IRS audits, it is still a valuable deduction if you have a separate space in your home that you use exclusively for business purposes, according to Ms. McKinley. It’s true that you will owe more taxes when you sell the home on amounts that you have depreciated. But the deduction can still be a major benefit because it will reduce your income for the purposes of self-employment tax, she said.
If you don’t think issues and requirements like this don’t translate into overhead for small businesses, then I have a bridge to sell you. More importantly, I don’t think people realize how issues like this can stifle the initial enthusiasm for selling that often predates any idea that you might be able to “make a living” selling online.
Very few people realize the economic magic that eBay enabled in the last decade, making “small business” activity available and affordable to millions of people who normally would not have thought to step out on their own. It facilitated nationwide markets with low transaction costs for highly illiquid markets.
Because very few people realize this, it will most likely die a quiet death; unmourned by those who assume that the priority should be protecting the older, “real life” small businesses and their particular economic structures. There is an argument to be had there, but only after some analysis has been done on the new economic systems and opportunities that have been created in the past decade.
My bet is that argument really isn’t happening, and that the inertia of the real world will overwhelm these new entrepreneurial opportunities. These online retail businesses will retreat, like physical retail, back into the hands of a smaller number of larger entities who can handle the regulatory and economic challenges.
At eBay Live 2004, I remember a woman coming up to me after a talk I gave on Buying & Selling Lots on eBay. She had been a paralegal, but had quit five years before to sell cosmetics on eBay. Her business was not large by retail standards, but enough money for her to stay home with her children. She told me her son had now placed into an advanced program at school, and she credited eBay for giving her the time to stay home and support him. She said she hoped that he would go to great schools, and go on to work for a company like eBay someday.
It’s the kind of story that sticks with you. And it makes me a little sad to see that economic opportunity disappearing.
There is a great two-page spread in today’s New York Times Magazine:
I’m reproducing the slideshow here, linearly, so you can see all 6 of them together. Very interesting, particularly the different stats for each. Amazing.
I feel like I’m looking at a Chihuahua, a Great Dane, and a Greyhound and trying to remember that they are all dogs… amazing variety in our species. In researching the nutrition that these athletes undertake, I found some deals for some mail-in nutrition a gesture for my readers. Use this exclusive code to get a discount on your order: TER5843.

CHRISTIAN CANTWELL, SHOT-PUT
Age: 27
Height: 6’5″
Weight: 335 lbs.
Waist: 38″
Thighs: 29″
Biceps: 20″
Bench Press: 635 lbs.
Squat: 650 lbs.
Vertical Leap: 32″
Body Fat: 15 percent
Daily Calorie Consumption: 5,000“I’m good at improving my upper body — my triceps and back and chest. I used to do it for the chicks, but now I do it to be good at my sport. It’s kind of cool how that’s worked out.”

DEENA KASTOR, MARATHON
Age: 35
Height: 5’5″
Weight: 103 lbs.
Maximum Oxygen Consumption(VO2 Max): 82.0 ml/kg/min.(One of the highest ever recorded for women; 40 is considered high for an average woman her age.)
Resting Heart Rate: 28 beats per minute
Waist: 26.5″
Thighs: 16.5″
Biceps: 8″
Bench Press: 65 lbs.
Squat: 105 lbs.
Body Fat: 8 percent
Daily Calorie Consumption: 4,000“The most difficult thing for me to develop is explosive power. I was born with a lot of lean, slow muscle. With a lot of protein and a lot of strength training, I can manipulate my ‘nature.’”

SHAWN CRAWFORD, TRACK, 200 METERS
Age: 30
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 186 lbs.
VO2 MAX: 43.2 ml/kg/min.
Resting Heart Rate: 67 beats per minute
Waist: 34″
Thighs: 21″
Biceps: 11″
Bench Press: 405 lbs.
Squat: 450 lbs.
Body Fat: 4 percent“When I lift, my chest and arms develop quickly and are easy to get stronger and bigger. I have really small lower legs — and no matter what I do, they get stronger, but not bigger.”

CHERYL HAWORTH, WEIGHT LIFTING, 75+KG CLASS
Age: 25
Height: 5’9″
Weight: 300 lbs.
Resting Heart Rate: 75 beats per minute
Waist: 50″
Thighs: 32″
Biceps: 17″
Bench Press: 160 lbs.
Squat: 495 lbs.
Vertical Leap: 30″
Body Fat: 28-30 percent
Daily Calorie Consumption: 3,000-4,000
Flexibility: Can do splits both ways“I started training when I was 13, so almost everything about my body is completely different now. I’m taller and a lot heavier than I was. When I say that my thighs are 32 inches, they’re really hard all of the way around, and my butt is huge from squatting all the time.”

BRETT NEWLIN, ROWING, MEN’S FOUR
Age: 26
Height: 6’9″
Weight: 225 lbs.
VO2 Max: 67.4 ml/kg/min.
Resting Heart Rate: 56 beats per minute
Waist: 36″
Thighs: 23″
Biceps: 15″
Bench Press: 215 lbs.
Squat: 245 lbs.
Body Fat: 7.6 percent
Daily Calorie Consumption: 6,000“In high school, I was kind of a beanpole. Then in college I started rowing and I joined a program to increase your vertical jump and muscles started popping out from all over the place.”

SARAH HAMMER, TRACK CYCLING
Age: 24
Height: 5’7″
Weight: 135 lbs.
VO2 Max: 65.0 ml/kg/min.
Resting Heart Rate: 40 beats per minute
Waist: 26″
Thighs: 20″
Biceps: 10.5″
Bench Press: 135 lbs.
Squat: 225 lbs.
Vertical Leap: 35″
Body Fat: 12 percent
Daily Calorie Consumption: 4,500“My punch comes from my thighs and my glutes. I always say that it’s my butt that gets me there.”
Wow! This is my first post from the WordPress iPhone application.
Not sure I’ll do this often, but how cool!
Love the fact that they open sourced the code. Really cool.
I’ve now had an iPhone 3G for 48 hours, and it’s like I’m seeing in color for the first time.
Seriously, it’s that delightful. Oh sure, there are small nits here and there. I’m still getting up-to-speed on typing, and figuring out which apps are useful.
But the first 48 hours of the iPhone 3G has been one user delight after the other. Love the App Store. Love the built in applications. Love the feel of the phone. Love the simplicity of synching. Love the Exchange integration (LinkedIn has enabled it as a beta internally).
Delightful. That’s the word. Delightful.
As for you, Blackberry, I’m feeling the same way I did about seven years ago when I got rid of my Palm and moved to you. At the time, there were more apps for the Palm, but the push messaging and calendar integration of the Blackberry were game-changers. I knew then that the Blackberry would be the platform to beat in the PDA/Smartphone arena, and that was right for at least half a decade.
The fact that at just 1 year old, the iPhone platform is clearly superior to the Blackberry in 80% of its functions is disastrous for Research in Motion (RIMM). The pace of innovation at RIMM does not seem as fast as Apple’s, and you can’t argue that RIMM has better people, more resources, or better assets to work with than Apple.
At this point, to be a Blackberry believer long term, you have to really bank that their current entrenchment with IT shops in the Global 2000 will dominate indefinitely. But 1 million iPhones in 3 days? This doesn’t bode well for RIMM’s growth rate in 2012.
I don’t think people realize how bad the Blackberry has become. Sure, the messaging is still fantastic, with great features for expert users. But the web browsing is worse than a 1995 PC. The address book still doesn’t synch right between corporate & personal accounts. And has anyone gotten the calendar synching to actually delete duplicate entries correctly with Exchange? Don’t even get me started on the lack of functional Mac support. Just last week, my Blackberry torched the 2GB MicroSD card in it. That’s right, unreadable. Photos lost. No recovery.
See this blog post for an example. 18 months later and a post on how to work around terrible Mac support for the Blackberry Pearl is still a top 20 post for me… and people still can’t get it to work!
I think RIMM went after growth and market share in the consumer market, and forgot to delight their active customer base and keep ahead of the industry.
Look, I don’t pretend to be a futurist. There are still people who swear by the Treo. That’s fine. I’m just one customer.
But I got my wife an iPhone 1.0 8 months ago to replace her Blackberry Pearl because I was sick of trying to fix synching problems. Not a complaint since.
This weekend, I helped my Mom move from a full-size Blackberry to an iPhone 3G. So far, so good.
I’d say at least 15-20 people at my company have moved to the iPhone, and they all seem extremely happy with it. They are comparing apps, sharing tips & tricks, resolving issues, and most importantly, they are enjoying their mobile platform.
I now also have an iPhone 3G, and I’m just loving it. It’s the first mobile device that actually frees me from my laptop almost completely. The Exchange email integration works better than I expected. The ability to read attachments like Word, Excel, PowerPoint, PDF is unbelievable. The photo application replaces a wallet of “kid/family photos”, the web browser is excellent, and the 3rd party apps are impressive. And I know it’s only going to get better over the next few years. I’m even thinking about writing an app or two myself.
I’m never going back. My string of 3 Blackberry models is at an end, just like the 2 Palm Pilots, and the Newton Messagepad 2000 before it.
I’m all about the iPhone now. The Blackberry is dead to me.
If you missed the 39 articles currently on Google News on the topic, Mike Schroepfer announced today that he has accepted an engineering leadership position at Facebook. Mike is the current VP of Engineering at Mozilla, and has been there for about three years.
Here are Mike’s comments, direct from his Mozilla blog.
In my opinion, of course, this is a huge win for Facebook, as they get a top-notch engineering leader to join their team. It’s bittersweet, of course, because I’m also a huge fan of Mozilla and the team over there. I think Mike summed it up best in his post by expressing confidence in the ability of the Mozilla team to continue to innovate and deliver on their mission and vision.
If you are curious, here is Mike’s LinkedIn profile. You can be sure I’ll be on his case for him to keep it up-to-date. 🙂

Ahora en español!
I am pleased to announce that, as of tonight, you can now use LinkedIn in Spanish. We’re extremely excited about the first beta launch of the world’s largest professional network in a language other than English.
More on the LinkedIn company blog.
I cannot get enough of this Youtube video that marketing put together to help welcome our Spanish-speaking members:
Congratulations to our international team for their first launch of many. We’re excited to start learning, in production, how to better serve our increasingly global customers.
Apple Store is reporting that there are, in fact, iPhone 3G units out there in California tonight.
Not feeling like a drive up to Sacramento just to get the 16GB Black version though. Emeryville has them too. Valley Fair apparently only has white.
Just found out from AT&T the convoluted story about qualifying for the upgrade. Here is the deal:
So, ironically, Carolyn, who has an original iPhone, qualifies for the upgrade. I, however, with the Blackberry, can’t qualify until December 2008. Not quite the strategy you’d want to take if your goal was displacing competitors.
Interestingly, I confirmed with AT&T that Carolyn can upgrade to the iPhone 3G, activate, then give me the iPhone 3G, activate it on my account, and then re-activate her old iPhone.
Worth it? Not sure. But probably… 🙂
Let’s hope I get a new iPhone before my vacation in August.
For sale this week on eBay:
A PowerMac G5 2×2.5Ghz with w/2.5GB RAM
All tricked out, with original packaging materials. Only one problem…
… it doesn’t boot.
See below for the listing text, and feel free to bid on eBay:
Apple PowerMac G5 Dual-2.5Ghz Liquid Cooled Workstation
2.5GB RAM – No Hard Drive – ATI Radeon 9600XT – Airport Extreme – Bluetooth – 16x SuperDriveThis listing is for a used, Apple PowerMac G5 with dual-2.5Ghz processors, liquid cooling, and top of the line hardware. You can read the full specs of this machine here on Apple’s website.Before you go any farther, please note that this machine does not boot, and is being sold for parts. The story of how this happened is a bit depressing, but read on and I guarantee you are about to be part of the deal of the year. As they say, my loss is your gain.
I’m a former software engineer for Apple Computer, and a fairly active computer user. I tend to demand top of the line hardware for performance, but I also strive to take care of my machines. In fact, you’ll see that this machine is in almost pristine condition, despite regular use for over three years. I even save the original box, manuals, discs and materials. I’ve upgraded the hardware over the years, adding more RAM and a faster SuperDrive (16x) over the years.
One day, as I was just finishing an install of the latest Mac OS X Update, I rebooted the machine and… it hung. It hung hard. It sounds the boot chime, gets to the grey mac screen with the rotating lines, and then freezes. Hard.
I’m no stranger to crashes and fixing Macs, I immediately tried booting off DVD, and external drive – you name it. No luck. Same symptoms. I zapped the PRAM, reset the SMU, same problem.
I took it to the local Apple Store, and they kept the machine for a full week diagnosing it. The good news – the power supply is good. The bad news, they narrowed the problem to either the motherboard or the CPU unit, two expensive parts.
Now, normally, I would have ordered a new motherboard & CPU unit on eBay, swapped it, fixed the machine, and sold it for over $1000. I then would have sold the extra good part as well, leaving just one bad part. The problem is, with a busy day job and two small kids at home, I just don’t have time to do this right now.
So my loss is your gain! You can buy a top-of-the-line PowerMac G5 that doesn’t boot, and you have the choice of either fixing it yourself, or selling it off for parts. My guess is that you could likely fix this machine, put in a new hard drive, and sell it for between $1000 and $1500 today on eBay. You also likely could sell the parts alone for over $1000, as they are extremely expensive.
To get this auction moving, I’m starting the bidding at just $0.99. I need the money to compensate for buying a new machine. This auction includes the following (full specs here):
- Apple PowerMac G5
- Dual-2.5Ghz processors with liquid cooling
- 2.5GB of DRAM (4-512MB DIMMs, 2-256MB DIMMs)
- Original box, manuals & discs (Mac OS 10.3)
- Airport Extreme Card (802.11b/g) and Bluetooth (with antennae)
- ATI Radeon 9600 XT w/128MB DRAM
- DVI & ADC Ports
- 16x SuperDrive (only 3 months old!)
- 3 full-length PCI-X Slots, 1 8x AGP slot
- 10/100/1000BaseT Ethernet
- 56K Modem (yes, hardware internal)
- 2 Hard Drive Bays, with SATA cables (empty)
- Firewire-400 and Firewire-800 (IEEE 1394) and 3 USB Ports
- Audio ports
- Original Mouse, extra cables (DVI -> VGA, USB Extension, Phone Cable, Power Cord)
- Original box & styrofoam!
The only things I have taken out are the hard drive and the keyboard. Everything else is included.
Please feel free to ask questions. I’ve attached pictures to help show the quality of the machine, case, full SKU label.
Please bid with confidence – I have over 800 positive feedback, and I am a former Apple employee *and* a former eBay employee. I will take care of you and your purchase.
Shipping. Shipping is a flat $35 through USPS Parcel Post.
Payment. I accept payment through PayPal only. Please note that I cannot ship the machine until PayPal releases funds, which can take 3-5 days if you pay with eCheck.
Return Policy. If you are unhappy with the purchase for any reason, I will accept returns within 7 days for a full refund. I will refun 100% of your payment upon receipt of the machine back to me in the original condition sold.
Wow. So I guess I made a rather serious tactical error.
You see, I refused to wait in line for three hours last weekend for an iPhone 3G. I figured, I’d let the dust settle for a week or two, then replace my RIMM Blackberry Pearl (and yes, I am so very eager to never own a Blackberry again I can’t tell you.)
Problem. As of Saturday, there are no more iPhones in California.
In fact, going State by State, it seems like there are no more iPhones in the US. Some news outlets are reporting that no new iPhone 3G stock will be available stateside for 2-4 more weeks.
Very very sad for me. But I guess, the punishment for being too good for a three hour wait maybe a three week wait (or more).
Oh well. This will give me the added time I need to write that virulent post on why I’m ready to say goodbye to the Blackberry forever. Too much time.
If anyone finds a way to get a 16GB Black iPhone 3G in the Bay Area, let me know. Thanks.
I’m a big fan of distributed systems – complex networks of an extremely large number of independent entities governed by simple and transparent rules. Not surprising, really, that I work professionally on next-generation products and services based on the Internet, one of the most successful man-made distributed systems in existence.
As a result, it’s not surprising that I found this article in the latest issue of Scientific American compelling:
Scientific American: Using Causality to Solve the Puzzle of Quantum Spacetime
A new approach to the decades-old problem of quantum gravity goes back to basics and shows how the building blocks of space and time pull themselves together
By Jerzy Jurkiewicz, Renate Loll and Jan Ambjorn
Here is a quick synopsis:
- Quantum theory and Einstein’s general theory of relativity are famously at loggerheads. Physicists have long tried to reconcile them in a theory of quantum gravity—with only limited success.
- A new approach introduces no exotic components but rather provides a novel way to apply existing laws to individual motes of spacetime. The motes fall into place of their own accord, like molecules in a crystal.
- This approach shows how four-dimensional spacetime as we know it can emerge dynamically from more basic ingredients. It also suggests that spacetime shades from a smooth arena to a funky fractal on small scales.
I’ve been following modern cosmology theory fairly closely for the past 15 years, and I found this approach compelling and refreshing in a number of ways. It may not be an effective path towards resolving theories around quantum gravity, but there are clear reasons to give it due consideration:
That last bullet was particularly compelling for me, since the idea that time is a dimension with equal fluidity to the spacial dimensions has always conflicted philisophically with the concept that entropy must always increase. It’s the reason why almost every form of time travel breaks the accounting for mass/energy.
Anyway, read it and let me know what you think. I had someone at work tease me just last month about reading Scientific American, comparing it to Popular Science. Personally, I find that articles like this continue to justify my subscription dollars.
I’ve had the growing realization over the past few years that something may be amiss with the universe. As a fan of the various modern theories of quantum cosmology, it’s occurred to me that I may have accidentally ended up jumping out of the theoretical universe of maximum probability into another quantum variant.
I think the news that Apple sold 1 million iPhones in 3 days and is now the Number 3 PC Maker in the United States confirmed this for me. As an Apple user since the early 1980s and a former employee, it’s just too hard to believe that the universe of maximum probability includes Apple’s exponential success in the past five years.
Honestly, doesn’t it seem like the most likely future for the computer industry in the 1990s was Bill Gates launching a mobile computer with sales of 1 million units in 3 days, and Steve Jobs taking a full time role in philanthropy?
Think about it. I’m guessing the date of cross over was sometime in 2000, right around the time where Apple launched an MP3 player that cost around 300% more than the average player, and yet achieved over 70% market share in just 2 years.
The question is… what other improbable events exist in this variant of the universe?
Very interesting blog post on The Spitoon, the blog of 23andMe, the hip Google-backed, personal genetics company.

A quick excerpt:
The place of Neanderthals in the story of human evolution has been hotly debated for decades. A distant cousin to our species, Neanderthals had already been in Europe over 250,000 years when Homo sapiens first arrived there 35,000 years ago.
Often called Cro-Magnoids, these first Europeans are believed by many scientists to have out-competed the Neanderthals, gradually driving them to extinction. The alternative theory, that Neanderthals and early humans are more closely related and may have even interbred upon meeting, is less popular, though it hasn’t yet been ruled out. In order to resolve this debate, scientists have turned to genetics and methods of ancient DNA analysis to help them answer the questions surrounding the relationships between Neanderthals and Cro-Magnoids.
Basically, the evidence shows no contribution from Neanderthal DNA to either 28,000 year-old or modern European genetics, making the premise for Neanderthal interbreeding extremely weak.
Neat stuff if you are into either genetics or the evolution of human beings.
Full article is here.
Every now and again, I am reminded that the best journalists on the planet clearly work for The Onion. Their ability to dive into the heart of a crisis is uncanny.
The Onion: Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble to Invest In
WASHINGTON—A panel of top business leaders testified before Congress about the worsening recession Monday, demanding the government provide Americans with a new irresponsible and largely illusory economic bubble in which to invest.
“What America needs right now is not more talk and long-term strategy, but a concrete way to create more imaginary wealth in the very immediate future,” said Thomas Jenkins, CFO of the Boston-area Jenkins Financial Group, a bubble-based investment firm. “We are in a crisis, and that crisis demands an unviable short-term solution.”
The current economic woes, brought on by the collapse of the so-called “housing bubble,” are considered the worst to hit investors since the equally untenable dot-com bubble burst in 2001. According to investment experts, now that the option of making millions of dollars in a short time with imaginary profits from bad real-estate deals has disappeared, the need for another spontaneous make-believe source of wealth has never been more urgent.
Just wait, it gets better:
“Perhaps the new bubble could have something to do with watching movies on cell phones,” said investment banker Greg Carlisle of the New York firm Carlisle, Shaloe & Graves. “Or, say, medicine, or shipping. Or clouds. The manner of bubble isn’t important—just as long as it creates a hugely overvalued market based on nothing more than whimsical fantasy and saddled with the potential for a long-term accrual of debts that will never be paid back, thereby unleashing a ripple effect that will take nearly a decade to correct.”
“The U.S. economy cannot survive on sound investments alone,” Carlisle added.
There you have it. Hilarious, if you are into dark, dark, dark humor.